Come one come all! See the 19 year old idiot!

Looking at a lighter I had purchased earlier in the week i came to the conclusion that i am a giant sucker. Look at this fucking thing:

It's a blurry picture, I’m sorry, but you can get the details. There is a normal white lighter inside this red casing, its got a sticker on the front for some beer company I couldn't give a shit about, and it's actually smaller than a normal lighter so it has less butane. I paid more for this than a normal Bic lighter.

My urge to buy stupid things doesn't just end at lighters it also extends into the realm of video games.

This special edition for Halo 3 doesn't hold the DVD tight enough so every time I move the case I have to look inside to make sure the DVD is in properly, otherwise the metal case scratches the disc. Yup, that's worth an extra 20 fucking dollars.

This special edition Soul Calibur 4 came with a T-shirt and small marker. The T-shirt I didn't even care to open the wrapping for. Why?

There is no way in hell I'd be seen walking around with that shame tarp on. 

I first bought Oblivion for the PC, but I didn't have the greatest PC in the world at the time so when I finally got a 360 I decided I would buy the 360 version of Oblivion. When I got to EB Games, I noticed they still had a few special edition copies of the 360 version for sale so naturally I bought it. That's right; this is the only time I ever bought two copies of the same game for different platforms:

Truly I am the sucker.